Best thing I've heard all day
Midwife: "For the next six weeks do exactly the opposite of what you'd do on a diet. Lots of toasted sandwiches, bacon and eggs and have fish and chips for lunch".
If you were looking for a reason to have a baby, there you go.
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That's what I've been doing nearly all holidays. Does that mean I've just had a baby?
I've been doing that and I look like I'm about to have a bloody baby!
lots of wine as well yes?
and cheese? i'm sure that you alsorequire daily deliveries from the fromagerie at moore wilsons
I think what your midwife means is "for the next year do exactly the opposite ..."
got a name yet?
oh yeah, mine said that. then i spent a year in abject misery until I finally got my shit together and lost the ten kilos I put on.
pay no attention!
congrats Martha!!! hope you and baby are both well :) My best mate is pregnant with her first so I'm doing the baby shopping thing and I'm AMAZED at how much cool crap you can buy :D
How long until we see little bubs in a periodical publication like the rest of your crew? :D
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