Friday, May 01, 2009

If you can't laugh, what can you do?

From the fabulous Mike, my favourite piggie joke, I'll be yelling it when they cart me out of here:

I have Swine Flu, call a hambulance and make sure there's plenty of oinkment.

5 comments:

Mike Riversdale said...

;-)

stuartm said...

I called the swine flu hotline yesterday, but all I got was crackling.

Make Tea Not War said...

It's an aporkalypse

nix said...

"hundreds of years ago, they said the only way a black man would be president would be if pigs flew, and look at that, one hundred days into his presidency and swine flu!"

Wish I could take the credit but it's from here: http://boingboing.net/2009/05/01/et-tu-pooh.html

Oy Vey said...

BREAKING NEWS: Kermit the Frog just died of swine flu. His last words were "That pig told me she was clean!"

Thank you thank you. I'll be here til Thursday.