From the fabulous Mike, my favourite piggie joke, I'll be yelling it when they cart me out of here:
I have Swine Flu, call a hambulance and make sure there's plenty of oinkment.
I called the swine flu hotline yesterday, but all I got was crackling.
It's an aporkalypse
"hundreds of years ago, they said the only way a black man would be president would be if pigs flew, and look at that, one hundred days into his presidency and swine flu!"Wish I could take the credit but it's from here: http://boingboing.net/2009/05/01/et-tu-pooh.html
BREAKING NEWS: Kermit the Frog just died of swine flu. His last words were "That pig told me she was clean!"Thank you thank you. I'll be here til Thursday.
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