Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Politics

Man, I'm so BORED by this election already. Time to start the Party Party, we just wanna party! I'm accepting nominations, and counting on government funding, since Helen is keen that political parties be funded by government, rather than rich friends. Rich friends will be expected to host fabulous parties in their mansions for Party Party members.

We'll have a sensible range of policies, and heavy taxation on the rich, to ensure that our Party Party can allow the peeps to party. It is very apparent, listening to the news, that many New Zealanders need a chance to chill. This will be the primary policy philosophy. If policies can have philosophies.

It has been so many years since I did that Politics degree, that a few of the details of our system are becoming hazy...

8 comments:

tash* said...

oooh can i join? In fact, can i be campaign manager?

Mike Riversdale said...

Happy to get us (I'm in already) a Party Party website, Facebook group and, well everything else I'm famous for doing.

Let's have a Party Party party to announce it all.

Martha Craig said...

Go on then! That is 3 members, I think you need 200 to become a real party.

Fish said...

I would like to nominate myself as spokesman for inappropriate activities and misuse of funds.

Martha Craig said...

I was vaguely thinking Winston might fill that role, but in fact it is probably better if you do.

Alan said...

Martha - so fickle! Why, before the last election didn't we have our Pinko Pacifist Party? What happened? What part of our extensive policy platform did you disagree with?

SPLITTER!

sas said...

I'm in! SOOOOooooo fed up with the current lot. Can I be Minister of Chilling Out? Can I get a cape with MCO on it? Can we just make it compulsory that our MPs have to wear capes?

Party said...

Ok - let's get this political show on the road. Facebook group created :-)

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=25095742047