Saturday, May 23, 2009

The Queen of Vague Proclaims and Decrees

Pantyhose companies, please brand your product, so that when a pair of tights is brilliant the owner can replace it with another pair, and not risk the crap-tights-of-doom scenario which so often afflicts one.

You may have this idea for free. Might I suggest somehow embroidering it onto the waist band.

Yours etc.

5 comments:

Violet said...

It'd be quite nice to get an indication of shininess too, so you don't inadvertantly end up stepping out in 80s-style aerobics leggings...

Amy said...

Some tights in the UK have little teeny tags (like my marks&sparks tights) so it's not impossible. These tights could use some elastic in the waste band (my very own crap-tights-of-doom).

Oy Vey said...

I went to college with Tom Petty's daughter and she claimed her mother only wore black tights and white tee shirts once and then threw them away.

Yes, nothing to do with the topic at hand, but interesting factoid nonetheless, eh?

sas said...

Tagging you for a meme.
Its quite long and requires brain engagement, but I had to.

millie said...

Someone at 'Lyric' must have heard you. I brought a pair of their opaque black tights and last night as I was putting them in the dryer I noticed they have started putting their name and even the size of the tights in that vinyl/stick on stuff that Jockey also use on their under garments.