Schnoodelectable

Things may be a little dog-centric around these parts for a few days. Move along if you like, and I'll return to the usual boozing, womanising and gallivanting soon.

This morning I was wondering why the hell I wanted a puppy, when life was actually quite simple before. Why do we set ourselves these challenges? But that was after an anxious night of racing her outside every time she moved so she wouldn't crap in our room. It worked, and we haven't had too many accidents, but I'm dog (arf) tired today.

So that is all. Will resume with the talk of drug taking and rock n rolling tomorrow.