Which Wiggle would you do?
Here is a glimpse into the secret world of coffee groups. We spend a goodly amount of time discussing which Wiggle you would do.
Murray - the guitar playing Wiggle
Greg - the singing Wiggle
Antony - the eating Wiggle
Jeff - the sleepy Wiggle
Captain Feathersword - the feather toting pirate
One would think the dangerous life of a pirate would appeal. Unfortunately anyone who has seen Captain Feathersword without his patch can attest that he is better off with it. Perhaps the crooner would rattle your dags? But Greg wears yellow - not an easy colour to pull off.
The truth is that women like a man they can feed. Antony wins the Wiggle love war.
Nothing to do with the fact he is a little bit handsome.
We tried the same discussion about Hi 5, but the fact is nobody wanted to do any of them.
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Well, I am a bit partial to Charlie and, yes, Charlie is a she...as is Nathan I am told....
REALLY? I definitely think Kathleen and Kellie are better than Charlie, but I'm a girl so not the best person to judge. Nathan and Tim are just so un-sexy that I couldn't even choose one of them.
There's a couple of candidates in S Club 7 who could probably provide a solid afternoon & evening's entertainment.
Not to mention Suzie cato....
Mmm, or Jason Gunn. Or Thingy for that matter - that nose.
I went to the Hi-5 show and I'm sure Charlie winked at me....maybe I'm delusional but I think she sang "I'm your number 1" when she was looking right at me.....I've promised to take my kids next time.
heh heh... bring her to them!
Checked out their website, Yeah, I'd do Charli.
Actually, I wonder if the 3 girls can be hired out for hot tub parties?
From that well know Hi-5 hit, "Build it up":
...Helmets on our heads
Gloves on our hands
strong boots on our feet
give your mate a hand....
Such erotic lyrics once you drag your mind into the dirt...which is, I believe, a genetic ability in us blokes. Llew, don't go to the lyrics to "Give Five" unless you are alone...
oh you naughty fellas. If I hadn't just had a glass of wine I'm sure I could come up with some lewd Wiggles lyrics for y'all.
Maybe you should ask if any of your readers might have actually done a Wiggle or Hi 5 member?
yes readers, have either of you done a Wiggles or Hi 5 member? Apart from Mr Reasonables intense moment that is.
You get an honourable mention if you did more than one at the same time!
STOP IT! You're spoiling my Jack-memories ;-)
I understand that Anthony was voted Auserlias Most Elibible Batchelor sometime in the past few years. Hee hee.
I do Anthony.
I also do Suzy Cato. She's hotter in real life than on the telly.
They're even more eligible now that they're the richest entertainers in Aus, richer than Nicole, Mel et al.
Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy. Need I say more. Give me a million and I'll do all four of 'em. Make it two and Dorothy better sleep with her eyes open.
You highly paid groupie you.
Yep, definitely dodgy - although I imagine with the right degree of filthy mind most lyrics can be!
Oh Steve from Blues Clues is in fact very cool in real life, and was actually coked up to the eyeballs while taping most shows (which once you know seems very obvious). He is well worth doing a google search, he is a fabulous musician.
And Nathan (embarrassing confession time) - well, I had a dream about him once, and lets just say he was very good.
Anyone remember 3:45 Live?
Tiffany Baragwanath. Mmmmmm.
It is amazing really how thin on the ground hot kids tv hosts are.
Hmmm, Tiffany was on 'Perfect Match', Fenella Bathfield was on 3:45 Live. However, both "Mmmmmm".
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