Short

I'm not very tall. And when I get an email from Elmo Levy telling me about this fantastic growth hormone product, what choice have I but to read the fascinating data?

Except I'm confused. The letter is really from Lemuel Fulton.

Enough already! I wouldn't buy their product anyway, but the names they come up with - Elmo, Lemuel, and from my junk folder...Zina, Lucia and Ophelia.

Actually, on second thoughts, perhaps I'd just like to party with this gang. I suspect a Martha or a Wanda would fit right in.