Tuesday, June 26, 2007

About brazilions (as opposed to brazillions, which are a very substantial number)

Eerie silence.






Not a very substantial post. Since I've never had a brazilian.

Hence, I invite you to share all the fascinating brazilian stories you yourself have enjoyed - or "your friends".

13 comments:

unPC lesbian said...

Cactus and I had an amusing email exchange once about waxing/lesbians/brazilions. Sadly I have deleted it. However I introduced a new wince factor by telling her that as a single mother (with no contributing child support), I do my own waxing, there included.

Last year I had a D&C, tho that has a new name as well now, and realised the night before I needed to be clean and tidy for the surgeon and as I had no wax on hand I had to tidy up with a razor, all areas. I regretted this greatly a few days later when the regrowth started. Some areas should NOT be shaved!!

Martha Craig said...

I wish I was more anonymous so I could share my similar stories...

Joanna said...

As part of the process for finding out that I had PCOS, I had to have an internal ultrasound. This meant lying on my back with my knees in the air pressed up against the breasts of a hot nurse who handed me a 13 inch probe and told me to insert it "like a tampon". Oh yes, that's right, I forgot tampons are usually 13 inches long. She jiggled it around inside me for a while, then pulled out, handed me a tissue and told me to wipe myself off, and that I could leave whenever I wanted. I felt so used! She didn't even say thank you!

llew said...

Just this brazilian called Verona.

Oy Vey said...

Once you go brazilian you never go back.

That's all I will say.

Even Oprah is a convert. She said it was "liberating".

Oh geez, and I can't even imagine doing it myself.

unPC lesbian said...

Ok, Oy Vey, what about the next step which I recall Marion Keyes mentioned in one of her books set in L.A.......where once you have had your butt waxed you then have you butt hole area bleached so it's a nice pale colour. NOW that sounds like fun!

Heather said...

OH! OH! OH! Pick me! Pick me!.

rosie said...

Well I had a brazilian ONCe, after hairing (heh) this ' you wont go back nonsense' and it is nonsense!! It was the most painful experience of my life and to be honest it looked gross, luck christmas turkey (raw), yucky.

I am very anti brazilian now, I think it is a ridiculous thing to do to a delicate and essential part of our bodies. And mostly I think women do it because they think men wil like it. I am trying to bring back the pubes, I call it "the frenchie' yeah that's right, french girls are hot and hairy!

rosie said...

also my friend who is married told me the other day that her AND her husband both get brazilians, they co-ordinate them so they are in sync...

their waxer said that 40% of her clients are men and 80% of those are married men. There seems to be some secret subcult of kinky marrieds out there..

rosie said...

that was supposed to be 'like' christmas turkey, i didn't call it my lucky christmas turkey, but that would have been funny, har har

Hana said...

A cute video of some ladies getting waxed (not R18 by the way):

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/196149/brazilian_waxing/

And I agree, keep the pubes!

Oy Vey said...

The boys definitely like it. I think it has something to do with a school girl fantasy that they refuse to admit to.

christmas turkey! lol!

Kate said...

Yes boys do seem to like it a lot.
I think it's more to do with less friction.
The old Veet works if you're scared of the wax - but the regrowth is pretty fast.
I've only had one wee wax - not the whole lot! But I imagine that if you keep going then it gets easier...