FAQs
Do you think FAQs on websites are ever real? They never seem to address whatever it is I'm wondering about.
Here are the FAQs at Wanda Harland:
Where does Wanda Harland come from?
Porn name.
Really?
No.
So?
Well, my porn name was Noski Ohiro (first pet's name, street name). Not very hot. Wanda was my tooth fairy, and Harland a name my father said he liked if I were a boy. Seemed a little more rock n roll.
How do you get time to blog?
Seriously? Have you read this blog? It isn't written after lengthy thinks and masses of drafts. In fact, I have never done a draft nor proofread a post. I'm pretty low rent.
Unasked FAQs
Oh, so you're a geek
WHATEVER. Yes, I suppose so. But I still can't make my computer work, or earn serious money.
Do you meet people over the internet?
It wasn't the plan, but I have met lots of great people over the internet now.
Did you score?
No. I'm a low rent geek. Nobody wanted to.
How does your husband feel about the blogging?
Strangely, quite impressed. He is easily impressed, which is why I love him,
7 comments:
Gosh, on that basis my porn name is Sesame Rosalind
cool :)
I wish I could remember my porn name. ;)
Jimpy Saint Mary....
I always thought Wanda Harland was a pun on Wonderland.
And I thought Harland was after the street not so far from Ohiro Rd.
I read "so you're greek" and wondered how that was a FAQ seeing as it had never occured to me.
I also love how this post ends with a comma, as if there's more to come,
Editter, I think it may very well have been finished halfway through a sentence because more was going to c
Llew, it wasn't a million miles from my mind when naming the site. I'm pleased you noticed.
Hers, huh? What is it?
Cathi, I like. Sesame is a hot name.
The Orcon FAQ has the cheek to have "Why are your broadband plans so fantastic?"
The Commerce Commission ought to punish them severely for false advertising.
One more truthful site I frequent has a SAQ, ie Seldom Answered Questions, which seems far more reasonable.
Where I work, no bull either, we have FUQ's (Frequently Used Queries) on our computer system! Needless to say that abbreviation got a few snickers!
My porn name (if anyone cares) is Jolie Sunset.
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