Who'd you do?
Britney or Christina?
Tana or Ma'a?
Curly or Gail's ex - whattisname? Martin
Abba or the White Stripes?
Margaret Thatcher or Nancy Reagan?
I quite love coming up with these conundrums, and was just lying in the bath thinking of a few when I got to Michael Jackson. I couldn't come up with anyone I considered to be sufficiently comparable. I was even thinking of dead people, but I really don't want to advocate necrophilia, and I really don't want to know that any of you do either.
So who?
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At dinner the other night my friend posed the question "Paul Gnome Holmes or John Horse McLeod".
And I never thought I'd see the day where Christina could be classed as the less trashy option.
Gnome vs Horse is very good. I'm not sure which way I'd go. Gnome? nah horse, errrrgh, no Gnome.
I still think I'd pick Britney, Christina is boney.
Don Brash has a tight little anus for a mouth. I reckon he'd be a good... STOP RIGHT THERE.
Yucky.
Yucky indeed!
So anyhow, who is worse than Michael Jackson?
And really - Don over Winnie?
Michael Jackson or Liz Taylor.
(Liz Taylor now, that is. Not the good-looking 50s version)
Good work James.
Or that fella that Liza Minelli married and pashed.
Ha! Good one Spider. You've been linked. I like your blog. Especially that great looking house, what a stunner ;-)
Ha ha ha ha - Spider has it!
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