Petone burns!
Some stinking bastard arsonist has been at work in my fair suburb. Looks like they've caught him. I thought I'd reassure you that we didn't see any fire here.
We did however see a couple of young people giving each other the bash outside our house on Saturday evening. I had to call the police, it was all very dramatic.
Don't tell anyone about this crime wave please. We want house prices to continue rising.
2 comments:
Haha, I actually came straight to this site after reading the paper to see if you were okay/mocking the paper's panicked tone.
Wow - I didn't even hear about this. Petone is such a lovely place.
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