Friday, August 05, 2005

Some good news

I got IDed at the supermarket. Very chuffed. Take that 10 years in 10 days.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

12 comments:

David said...

They probably thought you were a shoplifter and wanted to get your details before you did a runner.

Pink Flamingo said...

Do you look under 25? lol the worst I have done is ID someone who was born in 1975!! - What! She looked really young!!

hers said...

I would so love to be IDed. Of course back when I was young enough to have to be IDed I never did much that was worth doing an age check on. I was such a boring person back then. Sigh.

Martha said...

Yes David, I'm waiting for a knock on the door from the filth. Bah humbug mutter mutter (sounding like a crim).

Pinky, 1975 is YOUNG. 1972 in fact is young.

And Hers, if you were a little boring while young, it gives you that many more years of it while older. Good kidneys, liver etc can take all you can give it.

Mr Reasonable said...

I was in Finc on Friday for lunch - did our paths cross or did I nearly introduce myself to a perfect stranger with the line of "Are you Wanda Harland, Porn Star?"

Martha said...

You should be well relieved you didn't say anything. The nearest I got to Finc was arranging to have a date there with some former colleagues - although that was on Friday - so you may bit a little psychic. Was there really a person there, perhaps it was my doppelganger?

Kate said...

I find it's usually the foreign men or the really young girls that do the id check at the supermarche. It's always a giggle... esp when you see their wee brains ticking over your DOB and adding it up.

Martha said...

This was a middle aged woman, I was quite pleased.

stephen said...

But Wanda do you turn 28 or 35 in 10 days? Or possibly one shouldn't ask a lady such questions :)

Martha said...

I'm 32, but clearly I look 17. And most ladies you shouldn't ask, but I'm quite proud of my advanced years.

Mr Reasonable said...

You could indeed have a double and she has a nice butt too (not that I have any idea about your butt, nor was I looking at hers, but it was nice anyway, apparently, so I was told, as my "friend" pointed out).

Martha said...

Is your "friend" imaginary? You could hook him/her up with my doppelganger. Since this is the internet and I don't know you, I'm gonna maintain that I have a great butt too.