Monday, August 22, 2005

Who would you vote for?

Che Fu or Neil Diamond?

11 comments:

Jo Hubris said...

What's the catergory?

Martha said...

Category is would you elect someone who plays young, urban, hip New Zealander at their campaign launch OR someone who has lots of old people waving their arms in the air to Neil Diamond.

But category could be "which of them would you do" (Che and Neil - not the political leaders - perish the thought)

I've given up conventional grammar - can you tell?

Jo Hubris said...

Ahhh. You need to throw in a third person so we can play "Marry, fuck, kill".

At this stage, I'm looking at the size'o Neil's bank account, and likely length of the rest of his life....

stephen said...

OMG did the Nats really play Neil Diamond? What dicks...

David said...

Can I vote for Tim Shadbolt as the slightly hopeless but funny third choice?

Jessie said...

Che Fu.

Martha said...

You can add Tim Shadbolt, but you need to specify whether you'd marry fuck or kill him.

David said...

Tim'd just dance around for a bit. I'd vote against him. But most of the country would vote for him in a sad indictment of democracy in action.

But if I had to pick one of the MFK options, I'd obviously kill him. At long range with a sniper rifle. Or in a nasty accident in an underground parking building. Or don't I need to specify that level of detail to answer the question?

Jo Hubris said...

It's ALL in the detail. So if you're killing Tim Shadbolt, are you marrying Che Fu or Neil Diamond? And who are you fucking?

David said...

Can I kill all three?

Shadbolt: Underground carpark accident... Squealing tyres. Tim nervously looking over his shoulder and then breaking in to a run. Tim bouncing over the bonnet. Car speeding off to be later left in a vacant lot with all fingerprints wiped off.

Fu: Stands on hidden trapdoor that opens to deposit him in a tank full of sharks. Water turns red with bits of Fu floating around. Evil laugh.

Diamond: Smothered in bed with a pillow until his legs stop twitching. Cleverly set up so that coroner concludes death is an accident caused by Diamond snorting huge quantities of Coke and drinking a bottle of vodka before death.

noizy said...

che.