Who would you vote for?
Che Fu or Neil Diamond?
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8 comments:
Category is would you elect someone who plays young, urban, hip New Zealander at their campaign launch OR someone who has lots of old people waving their arms in the air to Neil Diamond.
But category could be "which of them would you do" (Che and Neil - not the political leaders - perish the thought)
I've given up conventional grammar - can you tell?
OMG did the Nats really play Neil Diamond? What dicks...
Can I vote for Tim Shadbolt as the slightly hopeless but funny third choice?
Che Fu.
You can add Tim Shadbolt, but you need to specify whether you'd marry fuck or kill him.
Tim'd just dance around for a bit. I'd vote against him. But most of the country would vote for him in a sad indictment of democracy in action.
But if I had to pick one of the MFK options, I'd obviously kill him. At long range with a sniper rifle. Or in a nasty accident in an underground parking building. Or don't I need to specify that level of detail to answer the question?
Can I kill all three?
Shadbolt: Underground carpark accident... Squealing tyres. Tim nervously looking over his shoulder and then breaking in to a run. Tim bouncing over the bonnet. Car speeding off to be later left in a vacant lot with all fingerprints wiped off.
Fu: Stands on hidden trapdoor that opens to deposit him in a tank full of sharks. Water turns red with bits of Fu floating around. Evil laugh.
Diamond: Smothered in bed with a pillow until his legs stop twitching. Cleverly set up so that coroner concludes death is an accident caused by Diamond snorting huge quantities of Coke and drinking a bottle of vodka before death.
che.
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