"Martha is somewhat incapable of writing these profiles...
"Babylicious is the brainchild
what the hell is a 'brainchild'? I child made of brain? Or a child borne of your brain, so essentially also made of brain?
"Martha won't rest until the world's babies are dressed to kill in shades of pastel with cowboys on their chests".
I do quite like the mental imagery of rows and rows of babies, dressed to kill, carrying AK47s and machetes. Someone should give me a job in advertising NOW.
Clearly I suck at writing profiles of myself.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007