I've finally fulfilled last years resolution to make it into the society pages. Apparently I'm in the Capital Times. Haven't seen it yet.
It's all down-hill from here, baby. You'll be opening your own meth lab soon.
Hopefully with meth lab will come my fortune.
So what next?... rehab, having your amateur porn released on the internet, a short spell in jail?
Time for you to set a new goal methinks. How about getting your face on TV so those of us at the other end of the island can ooohhh and aaaahhh?
Post a Comment