Happy pretend birthday Queenie!
I might have a pretend birthday next Monday.
I'll be bestowing honours, and gifts will help in my decision making process.
WHBE - Wanda Harland Bloody Excellent award
WHOK - Wanda Harland OK award
WHA - Wanda Harland Average award
WHMDB - Wanda Harland Must Do Better award
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H'mmmmm, since I gave the gifts of a one-liner and a horribly mutilated photo of a sculpture of Britney Spears-Trotsky giving birth, perhaps maybe some consideration for the must do better award and a mention is dispatches?
You've got a week of wooing. I think you may actually be up for one of the higher awards. But you'll have to behave.
Woo woo
hmmm...how about a pretend 5-kilo block of chocolate?
no? ok- i'll keep working on it.
I'll make a deal with Duff then, she can have the fifth-level award and a mention in dispatches and I'll settle for 5 k's of chocolate, preferrably semi-sweet
Stand and three cheers for her pretend Majesty!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
God save 'er!
your campaign is going strong. You may get a virtual award and some virtual chocolate.
And when I run across it on my calendar, I remember ANZAC Day.
me me me me me me me me
Yes Doddery, you. However I'll need a gift first. That is how it works. You can call it 'tax' if you like.
Queen Wanda, I have just explored and reclaimed Tasmania and a few of the Solomon Islands (the non-swampy, get-drunk-on-the-beach ones) for your empire!
God save 'er!
and I found another handicapped parking sign too.
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