Friday, August 31, 2007

De-lurk alert



Melissa has given away some lovely prizes for her readers who have de-lurked and said hi. I am not quite so lovely as Melissa, but I am offering some gruts - style of your choosing - as a prize for commenting on this post.

I'll make the draw using a random number generator, because I believe that sounds most sci-fi and futuristic, and here at Wanda Harland we are all about the future.

There are Lady Pants and Man Pants to choose from, as well as adulation. You may enter as many times as you like. And I suppose if you're a completely selfless type person, you could have shirt for your kiddiwinkle if you want.

I'll do the draw on Tuesday. This is VERY EXCITING.

Update: I should add that non-lurkers are also warmly invited to enter, nay, ENCOURAGED to enter.

49 comments:

Joanna said...

I will out myself as a Martha Stalker.

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! MUAHAHAH.

mitch said...

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Robyn said...

Rumours are true: I read your blog.

I read it and I like it.

Martha Craig said...

Hey! 3 entries already - Mitch, number of times you say Lady Pants doesn't qualify for multiple entry, you'll have to keep commenting.

Real life friends are, of course, welcome to the draw.

Heather said...

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Ben Kepes said...

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Leigh said...

I'm a lurker as well, but I dont have time to do multiple entries.

cesca said...

De-lurking here...

David Farrar said...

Hey Ben is cheating!

Make Tea Not War said...

Pick me! Pick me!

stephen said...

Man pants for me, and Lady pants for Ben. Sounds fair. x

harvestbird said...

I will pipe up for the possibility of pants. Rowr.

Violet said...

those weta undies would make a nice and unusual for Fathers Day

rhiannon said...

oh! me! please!

frogstar said...

hey you know what? i'm totally gonna steal your idea! but it'll have to be something other than pants that i give away. lurkers get my goat.
*maaaaaah!*

frogstar said...

(um, yeah, that was my goat...)

Melissa said...

helloooo, glad to have inspired more de-lurking around the place. i really like dropping in here, by the way, almost as much as i like your weta pants.

Cathi said...

23 comments in less than 12 hours :) well that worked!

pants pants pants - this word is normally used to mean something not-so-nice

A pile of steaming pants

A pile of old pants

and my favourite:

A complete pile of pants

What would an incomplete pile of pants be like?

Antipodeesse said...

Dearest MarthaPants,

I would be such a HappyPants, indeed even a SmileyPants, if I could win a pair of your PantyPants.

PantiLove and PantiKisses,

AntipoPants

xxx

David said...

I'm disappointed that you don't have some cute young woman modeling the women's underpanties :-(

Ben Kepes said...

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Hannah said...

I am currently wearing some Lady Panties. David, you are welcome to fantasize about me with your imagination. They are white with a pink New Zealand. Size large.

Rosiemunda said...

give me gruts NOW! I am student who cannot affoard own gruts. I have to fashion my own out of baked potato skins.

Cathi said...

gosh what does "gruts" mean? Is it like "shreddies"?

Michelle said...

Ooh, some lady pants would just make my day. And that's saying something.

Jannene said...

pants pants pants :-)

Mr Reasonable said...

Yay, proper pants as pants and not trousers.

w.adams said...

Miss Martha, queen of the cool pants...I reckon Conrad would love some man pants but I am already in martha-debt 2 shirts! Anyway, hope all is fab with you. We are now in toronto visiting rellies, will be in France from the 8th - if your parents have any gaos in their houe-letting we wouldlove to buy some time from them! x Wendy

Ann said...

Hi Martha, I purchased a t-shirt from you at the Craft Fair but I didn't introduce myself. I'm shy! Or maybe I'm just rude. Anyway, I'm definately a lurker.

Lisa said...

This post is so pants. HA.

frogstar said...

imagine a real live weta in your pants.
*cringe*

Anne (with an "e"). Regular lurker. said...

frogstar - imagining - *eeeeek!*

Quick change the subject..
Bodum plungers - I'm still using my my late father's one - it must be 20+ years old, a Chambord. Not so funky as yours. However, it's in use almost every day and even travels with us when we stay at Motels more towards the packet o' Greggs Instant end of the spectrum. And it still looks new. I think you made a great purchase!

PS thanks for the holidayhouses link the other week. Nice.

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Lily said...

I need pants!!!

Nikki (Mother of the Devil Child) said...

Heyyyy!
I'm not so much lurker as stalker, but I think I qualify.
xo

stephen said...

We can has draw?