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Well, it turns out Petone has enough celebrants. It occurs to me this is something they could tell you when they send the application forms.
We might have to shift.
Friday, September 23, 2005
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13 comments:
Or organise a few hits ;-)
Which certainly sounds like more fun.
Send out Agro Kate ;)
Who has the gall to make such statements?! Party pooper.
I thought you were going for a nieche market though? Or maybe you could trump the others with Coffee themed weddings...."I'll marry you then wizz up a Latte..." Heaven.
I was going for a niche - the niche of Martha, however they seem to think everyone wants to be hitched by old JPs.
I am going to pursue it a little, see what I can do!
Can't you just be a priest or reverend or something? Think workaround! I'm sure Density Church are looking for preachers of the marrying kind (choke). Just turn up chanting some neo-nazi number you'll be in the cult and churning out 6.2 weddings a day before you can say "sugar with that?"...
Better still, start my own church. It seems to have worked pretty well for Bishop Tamaki. I think I'd head right for the top of my church, and become a pope.
Yes great idea Pope Martha. Now you just need loyal followers who will sign over 10% of their gross earnings. The Bambino Church of Coffee will save thy tainted soul with the smooth rhythm of the almighty bean...
Hey Brena, you're good. You can be a Bishop if you like. I think we should get some good churchy hats. They're definitely the way to impress.
Oooh goodie yes but only if our theme song is We Can Dance by Men Without Hats - and Bishops get discount Lattes and unrepentant milo sinners get none unless they prove their allegience to the almighty bean by running up Courtney Place in a Morris Dancing uniform while balancing a sacred blessed almighty bean on their nose...
Send around the white coats. I'm ready to go back now...
Is this a matter of Petone having too many celebrants...
...or that they didn't want to give the job to someone of dubious character? Namely the proprieter of New Zealand's best known celebrity sex and drugs portal.
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