Monday, January 23, 2006

Advice for wannabe celebrities

Some time ago I linked to this great item about being an Evil Overlord.

I think someone needs to write a few guidelines for celebrities, which perhaps I will do one of these days.

I did think of one basic rule, which I believe could make many celebrities lives much easier.

DON'T VIDEO YOURSELF HAVING SEX. Ever. For gods sake, what are you thinking?

Unless you want to be a porn star.

Colin Farrell, Rob Lowe, Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, Paris Hilton - you're idiots.

8 comments:

Brena said...

Good thing to do though if you're after a LOT of publicity...

Fitting word verification: byhvbba

Mike said...

You leave them naughty old celebrities alone, if they're up for it then we'll be watching the show on a dodgy downoload at some point

hers said...

Hmm ... "Colin Farrell, Rob Lowe, Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, Paris Hilton"

combined IQ? is intelligence directly inverse to the amount of money you earn?

In that case I am glad I am not filthy rich.

Martha said...

I don't know, dumb and rich sounds so easy.

Alan said...

Jeez Martha - this whole post is Google-bait.

pamela+anderson+video+sex (etc etc)

Nice move though. :-)

Martha said...

Totally unintended to be honest. But as long as it only finds people after adult smut, I welcome them.

Lippy said...

I reckon they moan about their "invasion of privacy" to boost sales of said videos. Yup.

llew said...

I reckon.... and I was expounding this to someone yesterday... is that most of them don't actually exist. They're either CGI, or actors pretending to live movie star lives.

Further, people like Aniston, Pitt, Jolie... have their various entanglements completely orchestrated by their agents in order to sell their films...