Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Alan Macdougall - sex on legs

Alan Macdougall has a nemesis. Not only am I going to help him up his google rankings, but (sexy feets) I (tile mosaics) may (Murray Wiggle) just (jessica simpson NAKED) up (Britney's baby) my (hooters) own (tight shorts) in (boobies) the (cheap cocaine) process.

4 comments:

Alan said...

My goodness. I've never been described in quite that way before.

BTW, your pagerank is 4 at the moment, so you aren't doing too badly at all. Apparently once you get to 7 you get hammered with comment spam, so there is a downside to good pagerank.

Alan said...

Oh hell, another thought - how am I going to explain this to Becky?

Martha said...

She must already suspect.

And besides, the internet is all about porn and virtual sex. Didn't you know?

Rosiemunda said...

alas, I found myself when I googled rosie pointy pointy, but as rosie scott I will always fall short thanks to rosie scott the authors (but i know her and she is cool so at least i feel part of the specialness)

And i owe her for the many practical jokes I have played on people pretending I have written a book, ha!