Thursday, October 06, 2005

Tuis

So what does a girl have to do to get an invite to the Tuis?

I've had some wines tonight, which means I'm feeling quite rock and roll, and just wondering why the hell I haven't been invited to the NZ Music Awards. I can get tarted up, drink, schmooze, heckle, you know.

Perhaps I could go as a date of someone. Perhaps someone still in the closet needs a plausible wife. Go on, give me a call.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

you can come with me as I am gay and would like a pretend girlfriend for the night, call me


sincerly, scribe.

Martha said...

Done scribe. Yours for the night (no touching ok?)

Anonymous said...

ok, no touching, well maybe just one grope, not many, if any...

sincerly, scribe