Saturday, October 15, 2005

Martha needs

Martha needs to rebuild her self-confidence

Martha needs a butch bitch for protection

Martha needs a quick nip

Martha needs to re-earn everyones respect

Martha is NOT the housewife next door

Martha's apprentice needs an edge

A woman like Martha needs careful handling.

Martha needs a BIG attitude adjustment if for no other reason
than the way she treats peopl e

This is so great. It is better than a horoscope.

Type "[your name] needs" into google, and have a bloody good time reading the results.

Cheers Jessie for the idea. Honestly, I thought Jessie was letting the world know it was over rover.

9 comments:

Jessie said...

Nice! I like "Martha needs a butch bitch for protection"! And watch that attitude adjustment.

David said...

I get "Why Dirty David needs a wash" as the top ranked search. Which is uncanny, given the temperature and humidity here today.

Oh, and the bicycling doesn't help.

Rosiemunda said...

mine doesn't work that well, i get 'rosie needs a fuck' and then stuff about a retriever called rosie who needs some obidence training.

Mandy said...

Every dog on the planet in need of a home seems to be called Mandy.
Oddest was: Mandy needs Toby's help to replace a dead panda
Top one was cool, tho': Mandy needs a knight in shining armour

Jessie said...

Yay Mandy, you've given me hope! As have you Rosie - I always thought I was the only one doomed to a dog's name for all eternity.

Kate said...

God - I thought you were having a moment.

Kate said...

- Kate needs better keyboard usability.
- Kate Needs Your Help.
- Kate needs to smarten up a bit, but enough of the media coverage.
- Kate Needs A Shave.

I'm not sure I like this game!

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David said...

I have a niece called Poppy, which I was sure would yield mostly dog-related hits.

I was wrong. But there is a hedgehog related hit which is kinda cute.