Martha needs
Martha needs to rebuild her self-confidence
Martha needs a butch bitch for protection
Martha needs a quick nip
Martha needs to re-earn everyones respect
Martha is NOT the housewife next door
Martha's apprentice needs an edge
A woman like Martha needs careful handling.
Martha needs a BIG attitude adjustment if for no other reason
than the way she treats peopl e
This is so great. It is better than a horoscope.
Type "[your name] needs" into google, and have a bloody good time reading the results.
Cheers Jessie for the idea. Honestly, I thought Jessie was letting the world know it was over rover.
9 comments:
Nice! I like "Martha needs a butch bitch for protection"! And watch that attitude adjustment.
I get "Why Dirty David needs a wash" as the top ranked search. Which is uncanny, given the temperature and humidity here today.
Oh, and the bicycling doesn't help.
mine doesn't work that well, i get 'rosie needs a fuck' and then stuff about a retriever called rosie who needs some obidence training.
Every dog on the planet in need of a home seems to be called Mandy.
Oddest was: Mandy needs Toby's help to replace a dead panda
Top one was cool, tho': Mandy needs a knight in shining armour
Yay Mandy, you've given me hope! As have you Rosie - I always thought I was the only one doomed to a dog's name for all eternity.
God - I thought you were having a moment.
- Kate needs better keyboard usability.
- Kate Needs Your Help.
- Kate needs to smarten up a bit, but enough of the media coverage.
- Kate Needs A Shave.
I'm not sure I like this game!
I have a niece called Poppy, which I was sure would yield mostly dog-related hits.
I was wrong. But there is a hedgehog related hit which is kinda cute.
Post a Comment