Our mission - should we choose to accept it...
As well as deciding to be waaaaaaaay more cultured (which I'm starting later, actually), while we were sitting in Greytown drinking our coffees, we thought we might try and look much richer.
I'm not really sure how to go about it.
Obviously there has to be more to it than spending lots of money, because, well, we haven't got lots of money to spend on doing it.
So what do rich people look like?
Mmmm, hot. So we need a suit for Glen, and a comb-over (note to self: stop cutting hair on top).
Perhaps we need to dress like someone a bit more hip.
Sweet!
Sunglasses - check
Dirty old t shirt - check
Long sleeved dirty old t shirt - check
Belt - check
Jeans - check
But what about me?
Well, Oprah is rich
but I can't do the leather thing.
What the hell do rich women wear?
Yay Paris! As luck would have it, the Warehouse has everything I need to look like this particular heiress. Watch out New Zealand, I'm gonna look RICH.
4 comments:
You'll need a handbag-sized dog as well. Or does the Warehouse sell those too?
No, sadly they don't. However, I have a plan to get a coiffed rat - and that should pass as a chihuahua.
You go girl!!
Attitude is important too.
Look at her feet! Did her mother shag a Wookiee?
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