Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Whoar, who's hot then?

Right team, polish off your beer goggles, here is an opportunity to share any hottie service staff action you've come across lately.

Barista or bar staff, waiting staff of checkout chick - spill! I want to know where to go for a good perv.

Gender and location doesn't matter.

I don't want any bitching though, be nice.

52 comments:

ben.run said...

I am not really sure what you are asking, but I am pretty sure I don't have any good stories for you!

Martha said...

mmm, i just re-read the post, and it sounds like I'm looking for hookers.

I am simply after tips of where to find goodlooking staff members. Doh! Not their MEMBERS, employees if you will.

Oh man.

David said...

Not service staff... But I was bicycling thru the university at the weekend when I passed a couple of girls rollerblading in bikinis.

Have you considered lesbianism?

Anna said...

Why why why do you need to know - you, a married woman and all...??? Just curious.

The Douros said...

Yeah, why, really?

Martha said...

Eye candy people! And I thought it might be handy for my single readers...

Anonymous said...

The little hole-in-the-wall Fuel cafe on Willis Street - the woman's definitely hot.

Martha said...

Yeah, Fuel seems to employ nice looking staff.

The waiting staff at Matterhorn deserve a commendation too I think.

llew said...

Excellent! I considered a post like this once. Then I thought "Hmm... my wife might read it..."

bit concerned that out of 8 comments there's only one recommendation!

1st floor Kirkcaldies - the designer womenswear section in the South West Corner. Her name is Jessica (I only know this because she gets the cable car, lives about 4 houses down the street & introduced herself - maybe I remind her of her father).

Oh... and the Chinese chick who clicks the tickets & sometimes drives the cable car in the evenings.

Brena said...

Oooo Oooo OOooohhh!

Come to Napier, go to the Exchange Bar & Brasserie at Te Pania Hotel and drool over Alexi the Sexy waiter!

Even for a guy he is hot!

He's really sweet too.

So hot a local womens clothing store hired him on his days off to hang in the shop to attract women in!

THAT HOT! :-)

Martha said...

Llew, I'm just assuming Glen won't mind.

He doesn't usually read my blog anyway. And he is busy at work at the moment. And I don't mind if he admires goodlooking people.

And Brena, cripes. Now I need photographic evidence. Although that is a bit on par with secret cellphone photos in the loos. I'll just have to come up and see for myself.

llew said...

Yep. the fuel chick is hot.

Martha said...

Did you go check her out? In this weather? I admire your commitment.

I can confirm there is no hottie action at the Warehouse Lower Hutt.

llew said...

Well... I had to go to New World anyway, so it was no extra effort to stop for a moment, leer & lick my lips.

(no, actually, I'm not that gross, but I saw someone do that once.)

Urban Chick said...

cute guy at leicester square branch of pitcher and piano, london

that helpful?

:)

Martha said...

Yep, excellent. I do have a few London readers, and always aspire to live there myself, so all good stuff for the London Information Folder.

llew said...

At the risk of seeming (revealing myself as) a dirty old man...

Bunches Floriste, Lambton Square. (Beware, quality control in their employment unit is dodgy, not all are up to par).

SO I have included a picture

http://www.kiwicareers.govt.nz/jobs/7a_ret/mr281826.jpg

Martha said...

Hey, nice to have a picture.

I worked once for another florist (we weren't floristes back then), and Bunches were our nearest competition. It wasn't fair they had the hotness advantage too.

llew said...

Actually, they've had a succession of hotties for more than a decade (the one in Capital on the Quay). There used to be this major in the early 90s. I should really have approached her when I was single, but you know, no regrets & all that. :)

Saw her last year in Moore Wilsons. Still hot.

Later, they had another one who in summer appeared to be wearing nothing under her apron.

They have yet another who fills in now & then, and I'm not 100% sure, but I think she used to work at one of the old strip joints in town. But it's not the sort of thing I've been inclined to ask.

Kate said...

There's a nice Maori boy at Mojo in the Old Bank Arcade (the one at the end). Sometimes the other lads there are hot too.

I guess I haven't been taking much notice lately.

There was a hotty at Dockside but I'm not sure he's still there.
Dockside have A Grade and B Grade nights - they roster on according to attractiveness. My boss and his mate had guessed this and my mate who works there part-time confirmed it was true. Dodgy but worth if on a Thurs or Friday night ;)

Tom said...

Have you seen the redhead at Good as Gold?

llew said...

What is Good as Gold?

Tom said...

An über-trendy clothing/magazine/art/coffee shop in Victoria St, approximately opposite the Curry Club. The redhead in question may be a professional model, as she was part of Walk on Air last year.

llew said...

Excellent! Since I'm wandering down to the Left bank tomorrow lunchtime, I'll take a look.

Anonymous said...

The American girl at Hope Bros (Shana I think her name is) is extraordinarily hot.
She's got that whole exotic thing going on. Soulful dark eyes, etc.

Hope she's still there - haven't been back for a while.

Rodger Donaldson said...

Finc and Petit Bordeaux both have some remarkably good looking ladies working in their respective teams.

Kate said...

More boy action please.

Bella said...

sexy Italian waiter at Il Casino. Phooweee!

Bella said...

ooh, and Dockside was definitely employing eye candy for guys and girls before christmas.
Maybe I need to pop down there tonight and check out the current action...
I know... I know... it is selfless of me, but I shall do it for you people.

Martha said...

I thought of one! Although it is a couple of years old, so he may have moved on. The guy at Tinakori Gallery. Cathy, can you enlighten me? And don't tell him I said so, I'll blush...

Yeah, we need more men. Thanks Bella for the tip. I wonder if the Il Casino waiter is related to the Boulot boys?

llew said...

OK... I thought the Good as Gold redhead a bit skinny... so sue me.

But I'll raise you either young woman in Magnetix in Willis Street (won't guarantee they're over the age of consent).

And... where are Finc & Petite Bordeaux? Is bordeaux the bakery type place at the beehive end of Lambton qUAY? If so, yeah, there used to be a hottie there (not sure now).

Oh yeah, an old favourite, the blonde in the Village Goldsmith.

llew said...

BTW I believe Boulot is owned by Leonardo, the son of the Il casino owner Romero Bresolin. So chances are.

Tom said...

Magnetix in Willis St? I know there's a gorgeous young brunette working at the Midland Park branch, but the staff often swap about so we may be talking about the same woman. She's even more willowy than Good As Goldie, though, so if she's not your type then we may be talking about different women. Stunning smile, though.

If you like a bit more grace & maturity (i.e. not wearing Supré), though, what about Gretchen at Vivo? She should still be there, as she's either the co-owner or the owner's wife.

llew said...

Looks (a little) like Jennifer Love Hewitt. And while slim, not quite pipe cleaner, if you get my drift.

I will admit that goldie is striking looking though.

Martha said...

Yeah, I knew about the Romero connection, but how many sons can the man have? I was a varsity with another one too, so so far I've counted about 5.

llew said...

I'm not sure. I live next door to Leonardo's mum, I know she has one other son to her current husband....

Anonymous said...

I'd like to thank Marth for asking this question on behalf of all the single people out there! fave bar girl of the moment is one of the girls at Havana bar, think she might be a dancer, straight back and she's friendly too, prob not over getting hit on all the time - as you would in a bar being gorgeous...
other recommendations for ongoing interest is always Epic cafe next to Bodega and Fidels, the customers seem to be doing pretty well too
always scoping

Martha said...

Very good. I can't for the life of me remember any bar girls at Havana, but then I've only been there after 7 hours of drinking, so detail escaped me...

Anonymous said...

Do you lot have nothing better to do with your lives?

Martha said...

No, you?

llew said...

Shite Anonymous, I have a RSS feed from this column thread, I thought someone had come in to make another recommendation. Just you being silly.

Martha said...

Imagine if Anonymous accidentally came across the E! site, or a gossip site or anything less pertinent and clever than the lofty realms they obviously reside in.

Any new hottie action then Llew?

llew said...

Hey, I'm doing my best! Try the CD & DVD store in Duke's Arcade.

Martha said...

I would've done more research myself, but we've all got colds, which means no kindy, no going out...

Hence my comment about security staff at the Warehouse. They love sick people at the Warehouse.

llew said...

I've made this my home page hnow. Saves time.

Sunglass Store - Lambton Quay (the one near cable car lane).

Jules van Cruysen said...

Boogie Wonderland has some attractive male bartenders (or did when they opened); Good Luck, Good as Gold, Olive, Aro Street CafĂ©, Bulot and Nikau all have all around hotness points…

Martha said...

Big ups to you for some hot male action finally!

llew said...

Hey, just to be different, I recommend the radiologist on duty in the weekends at Wgtn Hospital

Are radiologists the ones who do the x rays?

Martha said...

Maybe radiographer? I think (but am only guessing) that radiologists are the people who administer radiation. I suppose I should look it up, but really, I can't be arsed.

llew said...

BTW: There's a giveaway rag called the Wellingtonian. This week (comes out today or tomorrow) there is a giveaway magazine coming with it - Cafe Fashion or something.

Anyway, the chick on the cover is the hottie I mentioned above from Kirks....

Anonymous said...

Boulot is run by the Step son of Remiro Bresolin (Il Casino) his name is Gabriel. Leonardo used to run Il Casino but now is working at Scopa.

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