Monday, February 13, 2006

Will you be my valentine?

I love you. You're goodlooking and my favourite. I'd send you a dozen roses, but I haven't got your address.

I hang on your every word. I'm connected to you on a whole psychic level. You're special to me in a way I can barely understand.

I stalk you daily.

Dear reader, tomorrow is all about you.

Be my valentine.

Or at least send me money.

10 comments:

ben.run said...

You have to start leaving Alan alone! :)

The Douros said...

Alright, alright, money it'll be then. How much do you want?

Martha said...

Well, you know, love is priceless and all that, so I don't want you to feel restrained in your generosity by me putting a figure on it.

Any currency is fine.

Alan said...

Someone else. Please.

Urban Chick said...

i'll give you 10,000 (spanish) psetas

:)

llew said...

I'm waiting for Farrar to respond...

Martha said...

me too Llew, me too...

and Ms Urban, any offers gratefully accepted. They all buy chocolate.

Alan, gutted.

Kate said...

Have a very happy valentines day. Don't overdue the licourice ;)

Martha said...

overdone it already. How is your day going?

Kate said...

Crazy. My kidneys still hurt and I need to find a flat asap. Got some lovely miniature roses from a mate a work so it's not all bad ;)