Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Huh?

What the hell am I going to do with 10Gb?

As a TelstraClear InHome customer, your HighSpeed internet service has been automatically upgraded with up to 5 times more traffic allowance!

You don't have to register, apply, complete any forms or spend any more money!

From today all our InHome HighSpeed packages are being automatically upgraded as follows:


I'll just have to start downloading porn... or uploading it. Now there is a pretty picture.

10 comments:

House Dad said...

Ha ha...the comment about downloading/uploading porn made me laugh out loud and wake my wife and son up. Funniest thing I've read for ages. we have 10 gigs per month too...never use it aye!

Came across your blog via Running Girls FANTASTIC blog. We'll check back often for more laughs.

Lee

David said...

Why not try and steal every song ever made? That's a challenge that should take you at least a couple of months.

Alan said...

You need to download some TV programs. I usually find that uses it up quite quickly...

Oy Vey said...

good idea alan. yes, there's nothing like a little bittorrent.com in one's life. changes your tv viewing habits for the better. really and truly.

Jo Hubris said...

Where is the pretty picture? .jpg plz.

Martha said...

Nice try Jo.

Jo Hubris said...

But don't you know that naked pics are the best way to boost traffic? And if you're wanting people to send you presents (like oh, I don't know, maybe something from Louis Vuitton), you've gotta work for them...

Martha said...

True, I'd better get out the fake tan and get snapping...

Mike said...

Or get out the fake snap and get tanning?

BTW: Can I use your (you're?! :-) 10Gigs as part of my life online? And you House Dad.

Can I, huh? huh?

Martha said...

Huh? You want my 10gigs? I've already used it for a few things...