Thursday, March 23, 2006

WWTASD?

What would Trinny and Susannah do?

I understand I can't wear black pants with a coloured top, because all the portals of hell would open, unleashing a swarm of scurvyish demons to smite me down.

But are you allowed to wear red shoes with your black ensemble?

Red shoes

And David, I know jandals are good for everything, so no need to mention it.

11 comments:

Oy Vey said...

While Trinny and Suze are my personal fashion heroes (boobs = low cut tops, no turtlenecks. i swear by these rules), i'd have to say that they probably wouldn't be thrilled with that combo. but i think it's cute, fresh and funky.

are those mags?

what the hell are jandals?

Martha said...

I don't think they're mags... they're Birkenstocks... I'm very proud of them actually, because they retail here for $500, and I got them brand new, from ebay, for $80. Go ebay!

And jandals are umm, flip flops? Thongs?

Although whoever calls them thongs doesn't know a thing about underwear.

Jo Hubris said...

Why can't one wear a coloured top with black pants? (I mean, keeping in mind a previous comment on your site when I said that Trinny and Susannah could go suck a fuck, obviously)

Martha said...

Because, my dear, I believe they think you'll look like an office girl (or get sucked into hell, whichever is worse).

Kate said...

I love red shoes! Go the red shoes!

Why wear black pants when you can wear jeans ;) Another great thing about not working in an office.

Violet said...

I wear red shoes with everything.

Jo Hubris said...

Oh well, Trinny and Susannah would undoubtably want to punch me in the kidneys for the fact that I always wear a skirt over my pants anyway...

SoSu said...

other than my shiny red shoes i had when i was 5 those are possibly the best red shoes ever

Martha said...

thanks ever so. Everyone should own at least 3 pairs of good red shoes I believe.

And Jo, we can take out Trinny and Susannah.

Mike said...

I have red shoes as well, sligtly (lots) scuffed but so non-black and non-guy-ey and damn comfortable

I say wear them all the time!

kelly said...

what are jandals!? like sandals?